I have a problem. No,
it is not drinking. I know you are
thinking it based on the nights I may or may not drink the entire bottle of wine
and then find myself incredibly funny.
Or the times I go out with friends from work and come home with crazy
eyes. But really, it is not drinking.
Nor is it swearing. I have that bad boy under control! It is reasonable to think it could be
Starbucks, but that I can miss for a few days and still function. Kettlebell you ask? Kettlebell is not an addiction, it is a
lifestyle! Don’t be silly.
My problem is oat bars.
I am addicted to oat bars. I cannot eat enough oat bars. I eat them for breakfast and I eat them after
dinner. Almost every day. Usually I make a double batch and it will
last through the week but lately the family has found my oat bars. And they have been eating them! Which leads me to say things like “Don’t eat
the oat bars!” or “WHO ate the last oat bar?!?!” and maybe once I said “Eat
that last oat bar and I will cut you.”
Bill posts vegan recipes he thinks look good all the time
and I usually peruse them and say no. He
was very certain that I should make the oat bar one so I did. The first batch was meh, but the second time
when I added chocolate chips? Well, an
oat bar star was born! I am not a fan of most vegan sweets (for a full rant, read here); however, these oat bars are magic.
Magic. |
It started small, as problems like this tend to do. I would
eat one before my 5:30am kettlebell and found it was just enough to get me
through the workout without tasting it the entire time. Then I found myself eating them for breakfast
when I wasn’t working out. Next, I was breaking off a small piece to eat while
cooking dinner or another small piece to eat while cleaning up dinner. Finally, I have given up any pretense of
small piece and plunk a large square of them on a plate every night. The only thing that saves me from packing
them and eating them at lunch is that they taste better when they are kept in
the refrigerator. They tend to break
apart while traveling.
What is in there that has me jonesing for them twice a
day? All natural goodness in those
things: almond butter, almond milk, oats, maple syrup, cinnamon and coconut
oil. And, of course, chocolate
chips. Could I make them without the
chocolate chips? What? Why? That would be like drinking decaf coffee or O’Doul’s:
pointless.
I ignored Bill when he said I had an oat bar problem. I dismissed the kids when they accused me of
hiding oat bars so they couldn’t eat them.
(Might be true). But now that I
am taking an entire blog to tell you about oat bars, I see the truth. I do have a high need for oat bars, but is it
really a problem? I am eating all
natural good for me food twice a day. These
things are so all natural I will find oat in my teeth hours later. Neighhhhhhhhhh. I have not gained weight despite the copious amounts
of chocolate chips I stir into them. I have even tried adding walnuts and hemp
seed to increase the Omega-3 factor. No,
this is not a problem! This is high
nutrition! I guess my reluctance to
share could be the problem. However, I
shared my body with those kids; I think I am still ahead as far as giving.
I think that everyone should mix up a batch and tell me what
you think. Here is the recipe:
Oat Bars
1 cup almond butter
4 tbsps melted coconut oil
5 tbsps maple syrup
4 tbsps almond milk
1 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp vanilla (only pure vanilla, no imitation vanilla)
½ tsp salt
3 cups of oats
Copious amount of chocolate chips (I prefer the dark
chocolate chips)
Whisk together all of the ingredients except the oats. Then stir in oats and POUR in chocolate
chips. Put into large rectangular pan
and refrigerate. Eat twice a day until
someone mentions that you may have an oat bar problem. Continue to make and eat oat bars, but be
sure to section off some as soon as they are set and hide them in small bags throughout
the refrigerator. I prefer the vegetable
crisper for its low detection rate.
I think that you will find that they are not the sweetest
thing, or the most decadent. They do not
make you see better, smell better or get straight A’s. They do taste good, they fill you up and they
are better for you than any cookie you might buy. It is nice that in my mixed
household of vegan/vegetarian/carnivore that everyone can eat them. That
is, if I share.
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